Wishin' Impossible

A man was driving on along the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." God said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries,what she means when she says nothing' wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy". God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?".